While watching Youtube videos about Gold Propsecting equipment, Harry entered my room and notified me that he was leaving the house for an unspecified duration.
Using a saved sound clip of a character named the Earl of Lemongrab (a character from a cartoon called Adventure Time) he informed me that my the general age and physical condition of my mobile phone rendered it "unacceptable".
I picked up the phone and attempted to point out that as it still served the purpose for which it was originally made (that of making and recieving telephone calls), describing it as unacceptable was at best a tenous preposition. He abruptly denied the validity of my claim offering no argument in rebuttal, and proceeded instead with some force to slap the phone from my hand.
He then proceeded to interrogate me as to what I was building in Minecraft (a well-known computer game that I enjoy playing). I explained my current Minecraft exploits in as much detail as was possible without the explanation becoming tedious.
I finished speaking, and after a pause of 3 to 5 seconds he told me that he hated me and left the room.
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