1) Are you married? Did you get married in a church? Yes? That church is fucking gone. I'm going to knock it down. Then, I'm going to take the bell from the bell tower, melt it down and use it to build tanks.
2) I'm going to kill your dog, cook it and cut it up into 61.1 million pieces of equal size. I will then distribute the morsels equally to everyone in the country.
3) I'm going to abduct your children and force them to work the fields day and night planting wheat.
4) Your grandparents will be put to good use as Confectionary inspectors. They will go door to door and will gain access to your Kitchen by means of special permits that I'm going to give them. They will make sure that your sugar supplies are no more that as to be expected. Superfluous sugar consumption is a sign of Trechery!
5) Busses will be replaced with cardboard replicas. Commuters will be expected to provide locomotive force for these new vehicles.
6) I will be known as "The Beast of Bodmin Moor" on Thursday afternoons.
7) Anyone who doesn't like it will be shipped off to the work camps.
8) Work camps will build more work camp facilities.
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