I suppose I could do what many other people do and post a list of websites made by people with more creative talent than myself. I could call the list something unimaginative like: The Top Ten Celebrity Kneecaps of 2010. I could rely on the smarty-pants formatting that this hosting site provides free of charge to mask my lack of originality and to fill in the blanks left by my mediocrity. In fact, it's such a good idea that I'm doing it right now - I hadn't even realised.
What do I write about? Does anyone care? No, of course no one cares. Well, what am I writing about now?
Nothing.
Will anyone still be reading this far into the text? I hope not - after getting this far they might be expecting something worthwhile or profound. I suppose I should oblige with something, but what? I'll tell them about my new idea for a book, that'll do.
There is a Horse.
He is a detective.
He lives in a sort of film noir-ish no, no this is stupid no one cares about this.
Stumble on, brave explorers. No tasty OC to be found here I'm afraid.
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